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chunky woman

What Kelly said I am.

A woman that drinks too much Starbucks and goes from a size 6 to a size 8 really fast cause she doesn't work out and her boyfriend gives her grief
You didn't look like your picture you're chunky woman.
by tum tum bad baby September 19, 2015
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The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
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lonely woman meal

a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.
Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.

Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
by queefahontas November 25, 2010
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woman of easy virtue

She was a woman of easy virtue.
by paf61 July 11, 2016
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woman in confortable shoes

no example needed, see above
by Jerry the Prophet March 3, 2005
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a fat woman fart

The obnoxious sound reverberating from the lower cheeks of an overweight woman.
Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!
by Tomtwice January 2, 2008
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woman respecter 2000

A person from the male sex who possesses a level of feminism that surpasses far beyond human capabilities. His mind and soul are full of womanish shit. He is overly feminine to the point of having a fertile and fecund inverse penis(vagina) which is capable of sexual intercourse.
Man 1:*in the act of sexual intercourse* hngh, kyuh, it feels so good baby,but why does it feel like you are a trap
Man 2: *also in the act of sexual intercourse* baby, i hate it to break to you but im a woman respecter 2000
Man 1:*pulls out his dick in terror* oh shit, your mom is gay as fuck to give to birth to you retard
by gay_jew on soy sauce February 26, 2020
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