What Kelly said I am.
A woman that drinks too much Starbucks and goes from a size 6 to a size 8 really fast cause she doesn't work out and her boyfriend gives her grief
A woman that drinks too much Starbucks and goes from a size 6 to a size 8 really fast cause she doesn't work out and her boyfriend gives her grief
by tum tum bad baby September 19, 2015
Get the chunky womanmug. The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!
by Bad C dev February 10, 2021
Get the The Best Parts of a Womanmug. a pre-packaged, low-calorie meal, usually frozen (e.g., Lean Cuisine), consumed when alone by overweight single women and gay men who are dateless and desperate.
Friday night was date night for the girls, except Shirley. She went home, took off her Spanx and had a lonely woman meal.
Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
Jim felt too fat to go out last night. He went home, put on the Bravo network, poured himself a vodka & Vanilla Diet Coke and had a lonely woman meal.
by queefahontas November 25, 2010
Get the lonely woman mealmug. by paf61 July 11, 2016
Get the woman of easy virtuemug. by Jerry the Prophet March 3, 2005
Get the woman in confortable shoesmug. Larry was always whinning util Jim told him that enough is enough, "I'd rather hear a fat woman fart than a grown man cry"!
by Tomtwice January 2, 2008
Get the a fat woman fartmug. A person from the male sex who possesses a level of feminism that surpasses far beyond human capabilities. His mind and soul are full of womanish shit. He is overly feminine to the point of having a fertile and fecund inverse penis(vagina) which is capable of sexual intercourse.
Man 1:*in the act of sexual intercourse* hngh, kyuh, it feels so good baby,but why does it feel like you are a trap
Man 2: *also in the act of sexual intercourse* baby, i hate it to break to you but im a woman respecter 2000
Man 1:*pulls out his dick in terror* oh shit, your mom is gay as fuck to give to birth to you retard
Man 2: *also in the act of sexual intercourse* baby, i hate it to break to you but im a woman respecter 2000
Man 1:*pulls out his dick in terror* oh shit, your mom is gay as fuck to give to birth to you retard
by gay_jew on soy sauce February 26, 2020
Get the woman respecter 2000mug.