THE STATE OF BEING OUT OF A RELATIONSHIP SO LONG YOU'D BE READY TO HOOK UP WITH JUST ABOUT ANYONE...
SANDRA: OOOO HE'S SINGLE, SHOULD I GET WITH HIM?
CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY
SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY
CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.
CARRIE: SANDRA, HELL NO, HE IS BUTT UGLY
SANDRA: UGH! I BEEN SINGLE SO LONG, I NEED SOMEBODY
CARRIE: GIRL SOUNDS TO ME LIKE YOU'RE super single.
by KEKE BISH January 13, 2011
A "Super-Virgin" is a noun meaning a person (usually a religious person) who has never masturbated or even had sexual thoughts in their life. I wouldn't talk to those people if I were you.
Doctor: {Is writing consistently in notes}
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
Doctor: So... Jacob? Are you a virgin?
A patient named Jacob: No.
Doctor: In thought: Oh, so he's one of those people huh?
Jacob: {Stands up in a loud and proud manner} I'M A SUPER-VIRGIN! Jumps out of window and surprisingly lives}
Jacob: Because I have the power of God!
Doctor: {Draws a check box and writes a text that says "Definitely not a virgin!" and checks it}
(EDIT: What in the holy fuck was I on when I wrote this?)
by Old and Tattered at Heart September 09, 2018
a transphobic ass fake sexuality made by people desperate to be oppressed who turn a valid preference into a sexuality and make the Lgbtq+ community look like a joke
person: i'm super straight
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
rational person: what
person: it means i'm only attracted to cis people
rational person: *curbstomps them*
:))))
by luigis#1sugarbaby March 08, 2021
guy 1: im super straight
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok
guy 2: omg really we should meet at a gay bar, make eyecontact, kiss, make love, start a family, then die in each others arms
guy 1: ok
by goofy ahh vincent November 19, 2021
Person 1: Hey, are you super straight?
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.
Person 2: Yes! And it is not transphobic, simply a choice like another.
by Swarroth February 09, 2023
Super lots soo-PER LOooOts
-adjective
1. The best way to stress a large quantity.
2. Used to emphasize a strong feeling.
3. The most bad-ass adjective ever created that everyone should use super lots.
-adjective
1. The best way to stress a large quantity.
2. Used to emphasize a strong feeling.
3. The most bad-ass adjective ever created that everyone should use super lots.
by White Kristmas December 02, 2008
To come back to school or work after the weekend and having dyed your hair golden blonde.
(Green contact lenses are optional).
(Green contact lenses are optional).
Guy 1: Whoa! Check out Keith! He went Super Saiyan!
Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.
Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
Guy 2: No no no, he just dyed his hair.
Keith: WAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!
by Super Special Awesome Cell May 31, 2011