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Stealing Second

Hitting on a girl and grabbing her boobs before you kiss her.
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Dude I totally stole second with Kate last night!
by Mr. Groper January 18, 2015
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Stealth it

To "Stealth it" a verb.

Defined: during a sexual encounter--the penetrating individual will initially use a condom, then at some time remove without the knowledge of the other individual(s).

Required Elements--i.e. legal terminology.

To "stealth it" per se

Actus reus. The removal of a condom during intercourse or another sexual act.

Mens rea. The actor has one or more of these states of mind: (1) A reckless disregard for the bodily health and safety, or emotional wellbeing of the person on whom the actor decided to "stealth it" on. OR (2) Another (mallum in se--like) intent such the desire/ intent to impregnate or to infect the unwitting individual. OR (3) The knowledge that the individual who had consented to sex initially did not (at the time the condom was removed) consent to its removal, or would not likely have consented to its removal.

To "stealth it" in other situations

Condom Breaks/ Broke/ Ripped/ Slipped Off:

Where a condom breaks and neither actor is aware, then the actor wearing the condom did not "stealth it."

Where a condom breaks and the actor wearing it becomes aware, if that actor immediately informs the other participant, and either continues with consent or desists then the actor didn't "stealth-it."

Where an actor intentionally continues upon learning that the condom has broke (etc.) and without obtaining consent then that individual has decided to "stealth it."
Caveat. Sadly, I learned this term from a Craigslist ad whereby an individual explained he had contracted HIV from an individual whom had decided to "stealth it" when the contracting individual bottomed. He caught him but it was too late.
by yarden1234567 April 20, 2015
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seallis

What used to be the Sears Tower & now is the Willis tower.
Chicago changed the Sears Tower to the Willis Tower, but look how erect that building is, that's the Seallis (Cialis)Tower!
by Sanet March 13, 2009
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shealene

shealene is the act of dancing or rapping
dude she was doing the shealene shuffle
by jpp4203 December 2, 2009
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Shealee

She is the most amazing best friend you could ask for! She is a vegitarian. She is loved and pretty. All the guys go for her. She has an amazing best friend. She will always be there for you no matter what. You can't help to love her.
by DazzleFrazzle April 8, 2015
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Land Seal

A golden retriever is a popular breed of Land Seal
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Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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