Squirrel Monkey

A word used for a hot guy. Prefurably a Jock.

Whoa, that squirrel monkey just got a touch down!

by Stephanie January 1, 2005

squirrely

feeling silly.. aka.. finger in the bum or somebody else's bum

"Put that tampon in my butt, STAT! I'm feelin' squirrely"

by Saggie April 11, 2008

squirrelnutz

A dirty old farmer from Iowa who cannot keep his damn mouth shut. He often fucks up other's nicks.

See pug

(a small, weak person that talks shit, but never does anything)

stfu squirrelnutz, you fucking talk too much.

by FuQ June 30, 2004

squirrely

A girl who "gathers" nuts (men) and stores them for when she's hungry.

Hmmmm I wonder which nut the squirrely girl will take home tonight....

by GETYANUTSSQUIRREL December 7, 2015

Secret Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where a man places the ole' scrotum in another's rectum, as a squirrel hiding his nuts for the winter. (Rectal Tea-Bag Placement)

George gave Nathan the ole' "Secret Squirrel" yesterday while they were on lunch.

by Dr. Jonas Finklestein August 27, 2007

squirrel-handed

Someone who compulsively scales trees when surprised.


Some people are about to be run over, Frankie has about 5 seconds

Some people wear glasses, Beth looks
like a dude

Some people have rigged the enemy base with explosives, Albert has

Some people are being fangouriously devoured by a gelatinous monster, Hillary's legs are being digested

Ahhhh! I am surprised, I had better scale a tree.

by Big Mac January 20, 2005

Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010