squat lobster

a person who says stupid stuff or annoys you

Zach is such a fucking squat lobster

by cox13!!!!!!!! November 4, 2023

Squash

To become a couch potato until further notice.

Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.

I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.

Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?

by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023

squatemalan

1. (n) A citizen of Guatemala.
2. (n) A short, bulky-looking Hispanic migrant worker in the United States.

1. "You can thank Ronald Reagan and crew for accepting millions of squatemalan refugees."
2. "Imagine being Jeb Bush and marrying a squatemalan."
3. "I wouldn't be against illegals if these were what Mexico was sending us instead of squatemalan índios."
4. "There comes yet another squatemalan caravan from Mexico."

by Nicholas Marshall December 26, 2023

squatamalan

An ethnic slur for Hispanic people. Probably a portmanteau of "squat" and "guatemalan".

The squatamalan mud bloods aren't white or anything else.

by u19896 January 9, 2024

squantswise

Southern idiom for something that is crooked or off angle.

That porch is built squantswise.

by Sparky919 January 10, 2024

squashlets

The chocolates inside a box of assorted chocolates that have been pinched to reveal their contents.

I see that someone has been into my box of candy and turned them all into squashlets.

by gloopey1 January 15, 2024

squashmaxxing

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

by Scylla99 March 12, 2024