A mysterious creature that is renowned for being very sneaky and snakey!
Prime example is having a girlfriend and not telling anyone
Prime example is having a girlfriend and not telling anyone
by Hallan surger August 17, 2018
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Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022
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"I spit flames."
by 5iNcoGNiTo June 13, 2004
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by CreampieGuy June 30, 2011
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trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...
Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".
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Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
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by Callaro April 7, 2007
Get the splickety splat mug.when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.
Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.
by snakes69 January 8, 2008
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