spermophile

A pedo who enjoys sperm, Or someone who's a sperm specialist.

Ex. Meg, Moni, and Jenny.

Spermophiles are amazing <3

by JennyMeganMonica November 3, 2011

sperm in law

When a woman has a baby conceived using anonymous donor sperm, the individual her parents blame for all the child's undesirable traits is the "sperm in law"

Our new grandson cries when we put him to bed. Our sperm in law probably did that.

by Neoal July 25, 2014

Spermfuck

The rash you get when you have dived/ spearfished all day in coral spawn

I had a sicky on Thursday man but my spermfuck face gave me away

by Diverdick March 11, 2015

Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

by John Sam June 28, 2015

sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Sperminator

ie; Sperminated, Sperminating, Spermination. The official title of a lesbians known sperm donor.

My Sperminator came over earlier, cross your fingers for me!

by MissTotos August 26, 2017

Sperpies

A case of spew berps (sperps) that is contagious like herpes

She said “I never spew when I drink” nek Minit she’s does a burp that has a bit of follow through wich ends up on her top and that shit is contageoes like herpes so that’s where sperpies came from

by Paddles666 December 25, 2017