Dee Close-Smith

a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...

DAMN! that lady Dee Close-Smith is one BIG BITCH!

by loudmouth90 April 28, 2010

Jimmy William Smith Jr

The most amazing person in the entire universe, hes got a great personality and he only likes people that mean alot to him. Hes the kind of person that will hurt anyone that messes with him or his crush/girlfriend

Ryan: "who is that kind hearted person?"

Allan: "its Jimmy William Smith Jr of course! And his burgers are fine!"

by bobbybeefburger July 7, 2014

A Cody Smith

A Cody is a dumb Cunt who never knows how Odd he is. A Cody most likely lives in his parents' basement and Doesn't resurface no matter what You say

Person 1: You're such a fagoot
Person 2: No, I'm a Cody Smith

by yung fogoot February 6, 2019

pull an eva smith

what i want to do

The English exam this morning made me want to pull an Eva Smith.

by streamthealbumbyblackpink October 3, 2020

SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY

Smite dem simps on site, NO MERcyyyY

Its SUPER SIMP SMITE DAY, we must smite simps

by Simp_Smiting_Seal September 1, 2021

Jayden Smith

The perfect example of nepotism. Dude can't act for shit but gets tons of roles good actors work their ass off for just because he's Will Smith's son.

Jayden Smith is a terrible actor whose only legitimate credit is he's Will Smith's kid.
Dude 1: "Hey, Will Smith is a great actor is't he?"
Dude 2: "Sure is! But his kid, Jayden, damn that little mother fucker sucks!"
Dude 1: "Agreed."

by IamGr00t June 8, 2015

simptard

a combination of a simpleton (a less bright person) and a retard. used in a humorous manner to describe silly behavior.

aron: why are you sweeping your room with a broom?

viola: because the hoover-bag was full.

aron: so you didn't think of putting in a new one?! your such a simptard.

by dublin-leprechaun October 23, 2009