Shut up

Something an incompetent person uses bc they have no fucking sense

Julien: Haha you FAG

Jonathan: no I'm homophobic, I mean not mentally ill, that's all you lil bro

Julien: ...SHUT UP

by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023

Shut Da Gutterfultzerd

Meaning to angrily silence someone who keeps talking bad about people or make fun of people for no reason that has a crazy ego and should see themselves in the mirror.

: "Why are you eating a tuna sandwich you dirty wanna be pussy fucker
: "Shut Da Gutterfultzerd" man I got my ways of consuming protein you Trumpy dumpy.

by HwilkZ June 24, 2023

shut up money

Money given, or taken, from any organization that wants to pretend they care. Instead, they just give you some money, then they never want to hear from you ever again.
This played out in the movie Shawshank Redemption, for library funds.

I told the Employment Officer that I received my yearly dividend cheque, but I called it “shut up money”. The officer did not even question me about where it came from, or what it was about.

by Li’l Wanderin’ Elf February 23, 2023

Butt shut

Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.

I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.

by Militianygrrl February 28, 2023

shut up fatty

A way to tell your friends to be quiet and quote from the hit thanksgiving movie “Freebirds”

A: “ my grandma died”
B: “shut up fatty”

by epicgamer487 March 10, 2023

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Shut The Door

When A Goalie Needs To Stop Shots

They pulled out Halak, and now we're scoring goals on Elliot. Alright, they got one back. I don't care, they're not scoring 6 goals on us in the 3rd period. Well they got 2 already. What a game this is. Oh! Are you kidding me? They got 3? Jesus! Shut the door! Holy crap! What the hell? No, this- WHAT THE HELL? S- SHUT THE DOOR! WHAT!!??? 7 to 7!!?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!! OH MY GODDD!! 8 to 7, Lecavalier gets the hat-trick. HOLY SHIT! I'M GONNA PUNCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU IN THE FACE! WE GIVE UP A 6 GOAL LEAD IN THE 3RD PERIOD? A 6 GOAL- that is unHEARRRRD of! Hohoho my goddd!

by Raimokurri July 4, 2024