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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Shut the fuck up

A phrase you can text to people that put their urban dictionary name in their instagram story and get a sense of accomplishment from stangers typing dumb shit into an open online dictionary.
just please shut the fuck up for the love of god make it stop there are people yelling my name from inside the walls
by Der Darmwanderer.ch November 24, 2021
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Shut up Wesley

A phrase used by a few Star Trek Characters and forever integrated as a running joke on
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Wesley- Guys, this game reminds me of Doom
Jack- No duh, it's Gloom
Everyone in Chat- Shut Up Wesley
by Optimistic Ghost November 23, 2021
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shut up angie

shut up angie means for that bitch to shut up
by spooky__ May 19, 2023
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shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.
person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(
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SHUT THE FUCK UP

IT MEANS TO SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP
by nonix420 May 26, 2023
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Shut up

Something an incompetent person uses bc they have no fucking sense
Julien: Haha you FAG

Jonathan: no I'm homophobic, I mean not mentally ill, that's all you lil bro

Julien: ...SHUT UP
by I'm a real nigga June 23, 2023
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