changing my shoes

Taking A SHIT

Hey Jeff some guy said he Saw you watching me.... Um changing my shoes. 0-o

by Kami Kay August 4, 2016

Tie her shoes

V. The act of manual female stimulation; often masturbation

Tessa became so aroused at the idea of liquid lean cuisine, she was forced to find a private area to go tie her shoes.

by Fletchmastaflex October 18, 2012

Strings for my shoes

Shoelaces

I gotta get me some strings for my shoes

by Home Slither March 6, 2017

don’t drop the shoe

Basically means don’t fuck up.

*Pressure filled situation*
“Come on Tara, don’t drop the shoe!!!”
*fails*
“Damn Tara, you dropped the shoe.”

by Elpreblo September 22, 2021

biddeford shoe horn

When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!

Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!

by Wrathofcarl December 30, 2016

Zebra Shoe November

When you wear zebra-patterned shoes in November to impress your significant other

Friend 1: "Are you participating in Zebra Shoe November this year?"
Friend 2: "Yes! I got my shoes on sale from Amazon, go get yours!"

by roananderson123 December 23, 2021

big shoe size

Implying that a man has a large penis.

''He has a big shoe size.''

by LOLROFLTTYLWHIPNAENAE March 21, 2016