Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.
Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.
by Brclifford January 24, 2017
Get the Scratching Post mug.1.) To beat somebody by a long shot in a fight.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
2.) Stretch someone out disrespectfully.
3.) To stretch someone else.
4.) To stretch.
1.) I will stretch you in a fight!
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
2.) I stretch you out.
3.) May I stretch you?
4.) Looking vulgar while stretching, stretching, or stretching to fly.
by Junior's World January 25, 2017
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by Junior's World January 25, 2017
Get the Stretch mug.Not a 'Scratcher' - i.e - person(s) engaged either in, or all of, routine denial, distortion, conflation and omissions of facts and truth in order to further their own political agenda(s). Scratchers are involved in both written and oral revisionism, past and present. They'll say or write anything, even if they know it's not true, as long as they win the battle. In other words, they 'scratch out', truth, even in cases where the truth is starkly evident.
"I like this guy. He speaks with reason and truth, referring often to proven facts as a source of evidence to support his claims. He's completely scratchless, if only there were more people like him about! Thankfully, he's unlike a lot of these politically correct left wing scratchers from the world of Narnia who will violently scream and cry if you say or do something they don't like. In my Student Union, they've reserved special rooms called 'Safe Zones' where one can only enter as long as they follow a tyrannical left wing code of politically correct verbal and physical behaviour. They've 'scratched out' my freedom to think and speak in there so if I want to socialise I have to go off campus to the Lamb and Shoulder for a pint!'
by aldo09 June 16, 2017
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Get the screchowl mug.anyone who will continuously scrape a bowl or plate clean instead of getting a refill of the same food or dessert
group of boys eating - look at the end of our table... it's the scratchmeister trying to scrape every drop of ice cream again just like yesterday! .... (laughing erupts)
by doctordaytona82 August 9, 2017
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