river city

a nickname for Sacramento, the capital of California which lies on the Sacramento River and is passed by the American river

guy1:hey what are finna do this weekend?

guy2:lets drink and get shitty in the river city!

by J916er June 30, 2011

RIVER

a desperate short guy ,rarely gets a pull , thinks he gets girls, jerks off to animal porn , everyone thinks hes Queer like xxxtentacion

hes strange "definitely a river"

by sikKunt4334 June 25, 2017

Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

by Afklabdor June 12, 2019

euphrates river

a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.

I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river

by Steve Horton December 9, 2008

River Themes

A River Themes is a drink usually made at the end of the night where, those left standing/sober gather all the alcohol they can find that is left and mix it together, generally giving the final product a dark murky look, hence the name, river themes.

It generally tastes disgusting, but hopefully by this time of night you wont be feeling it.

There is almost certainly an extremely high alcohol content, and it should get you very drunk very quickly. If it does not, then you have made the drink incorrectly.

Last night, we were vagely sober and so mixed cider, beer, whisky, WKD and some rum to make a high-content River Themes. This always seems a good idea late at night.

by Ronii Devine September 5, 2010

Russian River Shotgun

Fill the chamber of a bong w/ weed smoke, but don't pull it through. Load an empty whipped cream maker with a canister of nitrous oxide. Remove the empty bowl from your bong and insert the male end of the whipped cream maker in its place. Now you're ready. Timing is everything. Simultaneously pull the weed smoke into your lungs as you pull the trigger of the whipped cream maker, releasing the nitrous oxide through the bong and into your bong rip. Enjoy.

That Russian River Shotgun went right to my dome.

by bongbeta January 22, 2009

Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich

noun.

pronunciation varies with dialect, enough by region to be mistaken for other sandwich legends.

Named after the pathetic Bow River that flows through Calgary, and the very unfortunate name slur used by stranded and bitter BC people, to describe the First Nations people who live on the paths near that river.

Features pineapples. Very famous in some circles.

Reportedly tastey and unhealthy.

Some Dude: "Have you ever heard of the Mighty Bow River Hawaiian Sandwich?"

Some other Dude: "No."

Original Dude: "You USELESS. Fucking shitbag."

by Looger November 21, 2009