The piece of cloth/rag one ejaculates into as a last resort because there is nowhere else to do it without making a mess
"Last night I was watching a movie with Megan Fox and I got my Johnny rag ready in case things got cray cray!!"
by saigon22 June 17, 2012

A person who is really slow both physically and mentally. He is always sad and depressed which also explains their stagnant nature. A Ragbitch doesn't have fashion sense so dresses like a rag and behaves like a bitch. He has also realized that he is not competent to do anything. He has also tried the Cleveland Steam Roller on himself but nowadays sticks with Alabama Lean Pocket. Although he doesn't intend to be lame and repulsive, he can't help it because of his inherent nature. He fucks up all plans and can't be trusted.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.
Basically you don't want to be a Ragbitch.
Aarnav: Mom not home, lets drink at my place.
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch
Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch
Raghav: Sure
----- Raghav doesn't show up ------
Aarnav: It's been 20 minutes, why aren't you here?
Raghav: My mom didn't allow me
Aarnav: Stop being a Rag bitch
Charlie used to be cool but now he is a Ragbitch
by Chillerkiller2016 May 27, 2016

Watching the 2020 debates, I thought to myself, “I’d never vote for some orange nazi bitch who wears that moronic jizz rag, what a fuckin’ clown.”
by Kâlidâsa May 28, 2023

by 6485638562 February 10, 2021

A rag you use to clean up semen after a 10 minute session with pornhub. Also referred to as a women's face, or an insult to a man who has a low sperm count.
1. Hey man, I just bought a new towel to use as a jizz rag
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
2. Hey biach, I'm gonna use your face to clean up my jizz
3. Hey you jizz rag *laughs* how was trying to make your wife pregnant
by Xzekerx20 August 28, 2016

Carson- "Hey Bro, wanna go to the party tonight?"
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."
Michael- "No, those girls are ugly, and I would rather Slong Rag."
by CraigSway17238 February 4, 2017

A towel used to wash a prostitute's vagina on the daily, what is commonly known as a hoe-bath, if u are referred to as a crust-rag you should be very offended , this is highest form of insultation
by GOLA BESSEE August 18, 2017
