Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter

Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

Patton Rule

The unspoken rule amongst guys that when needed your wingman will jump on the grenade and take one for the team.

Guy one: c’mon man, I know she’s fat but her friend is hot and she’s into me.

Guy two: are you invoking the Patton Rule?
Guy one: if you take that grenade I’ll owe you big time.

by O.D.B.O.D'd January 21, 2019

Pattis

The man, the legend who does it all in one line.

Student: I did it in four lines.
Pattis: Great! But, can you do it in one?

by BananaZen314159 January 29, 2019

patty williams

The act of of masturbating and vomiting, thus using the vomit as a lubricant for a more pleasurable experience. This all must take place while a buddy of yours is having sexual intercourse with an ugly, fat midget.

Duuude... that was the best Patty Williams I have ever had

by Evol!!1 January 31, 2019

Pattacular

The goat. The chosen one. The one who will surpass us all. He fortnite skills can only be rivaled by a true spirit warrior.

No one:
Pattacular: 20 bomb!

by Randall savage February 4, 2019

Patty Cake

When two men fuck a girl from both ends while playing patty cake with each other.

"That was a mean patty cake session last night with you and jessie."

by Poise King February 16, 2019