The Puppy Problem

When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.

Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
by Emers0n ∞ July 03, 2012
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puppy out

To express intense excitement and enthusiasm, often accompanied by animated movements such as jumping up and down.
1. The guy I went on a date with is so amazing, I’m totally puppying out right now.

2. When she sees the birthday present I got her, she will totally puppy out.
by brieftaubee June 28, 2024
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puppy monkey baby

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
by unbuttonedblaisereunited April 27, 2016
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a jealous puppy

When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.
by Monster Sprout May 20, 2017
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chest puppie

your dog when they jump on your cheast
my dog is a major chest puppie
by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021
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Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.
I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.
by Vivortnite March 23, 2021
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Sterilized Puppy

When a woman, willingly shoves a parking cone, up her vagina.
"hey, that girl has a parking cone up her vagina."
"yeah, she just pulled a sterilized puppy."
by TrulySwag August 30, 2011
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