thug punch

Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.

Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
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Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!

by MetOfAwe January 26, 2016

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.

Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.

by Cambam92 April 12, 2016

punched walls

To have a beat ass face or fucked up teeth.

Dude Sheena has a banging body, except for her punched walls

by Donkey Toucher July 14, 2019

Pilot Punch

Name of a game similar to slug bug , were the players that see a Honda Pilot first get to punch the other players. Originated in Houston,TX

Hey look !!! Pilot Punch !!!, BAM .

by Fonz3587 November 14, 2019

soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

Zucker punch

During intercourse you or your partner says their exes private information (like number, name, etc.)

Oh yeah man, I totally zucker punched my ex girlfriend!

by MattWithTwoTs June 14, 2019