thug punch

Verb,
Meaning to engage in the act of anal sex with an African-American male, more specifically one who is extremely well endowed. Refers to the penis (thug) ramming (punch) your prostate or anal erogenous zone.

Girl 1: I really wanna have sex with R but it's that time of the month and he says he doesn't want his red wings.
Girl 2: Have you tried getting Thug Punched from him? You can satisfy your urges and try something new!
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Guy 1: Have sexy, you like black guys? Take a ride with me and I will Thug Punch your ass real good.
Guy 2: Hell yeah daddy, let's go!

by MetOfAwe January 26, 2016

devil's punch

When you take a shit and a piece of shit touches your already angels touched dick.

"I took the weirdest shit! First I got an angels touch, but it was topped off by a devil's punch.

by diclowmcpuglife March 30, 2016

Cartel punch

A dangerous cocktail made up of A double shot of Captain Morgan cannon blast, 6oz of cranberry juice, and a splash of redbull.

Heather got fucked up on New Years after drinking 4 cartel punches.

by Cambam92 April 12, 2016

punched walls

To have a beat ass face or fucked up teeth.

Dude Sheena has a banging body, except for her punched walls

by Donkey Toucher July 14, 2019

Pilot Punch

Name of a game similar to slug bug , were the players that see a Honda Pilot first get to punch the other players. Originated in Houston,TX

Hey look !!! Pilot Punch !!!, BAM .

by Fonz3587 November 14, 2019

soggy punch

A euphemism for an extremely sloppy and wet blowjob

Dude that girl I met last night gave me the best soggy punch.

by dograw April 15, 2019

Falcon Punch

When you aim for a persons nose during a fight

Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose

by funnypeople08 December 6, 2019