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profanahater

A person who hates or rejects those who are profane. According to the teachings of dualism, this person would likely be someone who is considered ideal.
Adam: I got a B today on my poetry project.
Janyce: GEEZ! You're so profane!
Adam: Danggg, stop being a profanahater!
by asexycoconut April 22, 2009
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profanticize

to use inapproiate words like swear words
Don't profanticize in front of that poor baby.
by chunk97 October 20, 2009
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Profucktive

Excelling in an area related to or focusing on sex and/or masturbation.
1: I was abnormally profucktive last night.

2: Oh yeah? Hook up with some chicks?

1: Well I don't want to brag bu

3: HE WAS UP ALL NIGHT MASTURBATING
by lotsaspaghetti March 4, 2010
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professional bride

A woman who makes being a bride her profession. One who marries and remarries and remarries. She finds the perfect man, bats her eyes, drags him to the alter, drains him dry of finances and all self respect, then claims the man is not right with god and moves on to the next. This particular type of woman can usually be found in a church and can change religions almost as fast as she can recite vows.
The poor guy needed years of counseling after his brief encounter with that professional bride bitch.

She thinks she is a profssional bride but we all know it's just a step up from street walker.

She preaches her ass off but judges the world through her professional bride standards.
by Sass sha J May 25, 2010
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professional g/f

A girl who was a complete whore and hits the "lotto" AKA a boyfriend and all-of-a-sudden becomes a bitch/prude who thinks every guy doesn't have a chance in hell.
That chick used to f*ck everyone and now she acts like a professional g/f because she finally got a boyfriend.
by JonesyLAX June 10, 2010
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Profilactic Fornication

profilactic fornication- the act of sex with use of protection, for example; Condom or vaginal ring
by CONGLONERATION! January 18, 2011
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professiANAL

Professional anal porn, abbreviated as PAP.
Man 1: Bro, I was watching the best profssiANAL last night.

Man2: What's that? You mean professional?

Man 1: No, ProfessiANAL. Professional anal porn. Otherwise known as PAP (who you have it with).
by IQ Of Over 9000!!! May 25, 2016
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