Poon

Kid friendly version of the word p*ssy

“Wow Hunter Lewis is literally such a poon like omg”

by Dirtydanxpinhead May 19, 2018

Poon cheater

A poon cheater is a guy who gets his tail from girls who don't even know it's happening. This could be roofies, someone in a coma, deep sleep, or even a recently dead body. These type of guys are rundown. They have lost all hope of ever getting tang the hard way and now resort to this.

Girl 1: "Um, are you ok? You seem a little beat up and down on yourself."
Girl 2: "I think I'm ok. It's just my pussy feels like it's been drilled last night but I know I didn't fuck anyone. Might have been drilled by a poon cheater."
Girl 1: "Um, you're a heavy sleeper."

by GodofUniverseSon June 28, 2016

dog poon

A bitch

Ashley acted like a dog poon yesterday.

by Kilykid July 6, 2018

poon peddler

someone who sells poon on the street

nathan turned into a poon peddler because he needs money!

by black_cloud January 2, 2011

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.

“I can’t find the poon.”

by rvvv January 26, 2025

Poon

A Pakistani (or subcontinental) version of a “coon”.

My dad’s such a poon, he wants to go golfing with his white friends.

by Visionarypoon November 26, 2021

poon 2 goon ratio

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021