Poon

This guy named steven

Hey you know that poon?

by Penguinz40 May 05, 2016

Poon

A Poon is approximately 10 milliliters of muc (aka cum, semen, wacky liquid, knuckle children, funny hose leakage, 500 grand of dept, the wormies, liquid dream killer...). One poon of muc is enough to perfectly fill one lightbulb casing.

Oh my god, a new record, 17 whole poons of muc in one ejaculation.
I'm about to muc, get ready to catch my poons.
This hot rod can hold 45 poons worth of muc.

by master poonway April 26, 2022

Poon

A combination of the words poor & porn.

Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.

There are so many people bothering me on the street for no apparent reason. I think they watch poon

by Chief Lotsadough September 08, 2021

Poon

What bummy yutes from scarborough, Toronto call Vapes or E- liquid devices

person 1- "Ayo fham some yute named SP called a vape a poon"

person 2- "lol he's a bum yute"

by TorontosFinestDefinitions September 30, 2020

Poon

someone who ignores someones phone calls and acts like a little bitch

Brad likes to call ross a poon when he ignores his phone calls

by SuckMyDyckkkk August 18, 2011

Poon

Pussy and/or Vagina, used by midgets in the late 16th century.

This coopa ass bitch is a stupid POON.

by BigShmeat February 17, 2022

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!

by Johnny Tsunami Bro January 28, 2017