Pocket-philosopher

Someone who tries to be deep, but just comes off as pretentious, or having no life experience.

Guy 1: "People just are horrible, human beings are pathetic creatures and everyone is garbage. Live life as you please, because you only get one."
Guy 2: "Wow, playing pocket-philosopher today are we? What other common sense covered in sugar are you going to give me next?"

by JuneEagle May 23, 2018

pocker

A nickname used to refer to the Devil.

Make sure Pocker don't get you or you'll catch the wrath of Lucifer!

by Blondtiger33 September 27, 2019

penny-pockets

a lady with a very pronounced outward-bow to her hips. It looks like her pockets are stuffed with pennies. This is not to be confused with a sexy hour-glass figure. Penny-pockets is a natural condition.

oh look - here comes penny-pockets

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

Prius pocket

A neighborhood where you can count three or more Priuses (Prii?) in consecutive driveways or parked out front if it's a really urban Prius pocket.

Honda Insights and Ford Escape Hybrids can be substituted for Priuses to meet the minimum threshold of three.

We accidentally drove through a Prius pocket, but the green zombies were all inside their solar salons and did not attack our 8 cylinder lifted pickup truck.

by Jay Langley February 11, 2010

Deja Pocket

The sensation that your cell phone is vibrating in your pocket, when in fact, it is not.

Ryan: "Hang on, blowin' up..."
Berto: "Who is it?"
Ryan: "Nobody...deja pocket"

by Toast Crumbs February 3, 2010

Soft Pocket

a soft spot in a tree which is rotten can also be used to define the female genitals

i put my dick in a girl's soft pocket

by jonny64325453645238 October 17, 2010