Translation:
Spanish phrase that means "I'm your father".
Origins:
Says the legend that this phrase was created in the film Star Wars.
Uses:
It's commonly used to express power over somebody. Also said to imply that you own somebody. Usually said when you are trying to screw somebody, in a joking way. Can also be used to refer a third person.
Spanish phrase that means "I'm your father".
Origins:
Says the legend that this phrase was created in the film Star Wars.
Uses:
It's commonly used to express power over somebody. Also said to imply that you own somebody. Usually said when you are trying to screw somebody, in a joking way. Can also be used to refer a third person.
A: Thanks for helping me out.
B: No problem, I'm your father (soy tu padre), anytime son.
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A: Hey son, bring me my coffee! I'm your father (soy tu padre)!
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A: That guy really loves you mate. He does everything you ask!
B: Well... I'm his father (soy su padre).
B: No problem, I'm your father (soy tu padre), anytime son.
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A: Hey son, bring me my coffee! I'm your father (soy tu padre)!
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A: That guy really loves you mate. He does everything you ask!
B: Well... I'm his father (soy su padre).
by bebo p July 23, 2011
Get the soy tu padre mug.Taylor: Wow you're missing a lot of things today aren't you?
Dino: Not really, it's just a struggle having a permanently absent mind.
Taylor: And a permanently absent penis?
Dino: Ha ha wow your really on a roll today.
Taylor: If i was sitting on you, then I'd be on many rolls.
Dino: Likewise.
Taylor: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.
Dino: Not really, it's just a struggle having a permanently absent mind.
Taylor: And a permanently absent penis?
Dino: Ha ha wow your really on a roll today.
Taylor: If i was sitting on you, then I'd be on many rolls.
Dino: Likewise.
Taylor: Very good, young padawan, but you still have much to learn.
by Adele101 August 25, 2011
Get the Padawan mug.noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
by fessee May 25, 2007
Get the paddle mug.by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009
Get the paddywhack mug.A commonly used spanish term used to describe someone who resembles a wanker, knob jockey, comlete tosser, a person of low intelect, an emotionally unstable person. An extremely derogatory term to use. Does not often get used as a term of endearment.
by Hairy Banjo September 18, 2006
Get the Padombo mug.PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.
PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.
PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid
"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"
"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"
"totes PADOTEs"
"PADOTEs on the reg"
"PADOTEsfest 3000"
"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"
"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"
"totes PADOTEs"
"PADOTEs on the reg"
"PADOTEsfest 3000"
"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"
by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010
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