Open Casket

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects.

When you take a shit that is so impressive, you do not flush and then invite friends to come to the viewing to pay their respects, or essentially an "Open Casket".

by DTR2000 July 21, 2011

open up

1) To open and unpackage something, generally for the first time.

2) To operate a motor vehicle in a spirited fashion.

3) To commence, or return, fire at a person or thing.

1) Hey, let's go open up that new PS3.

2) Yeah, just a few minutes ago, we had 'em opened up out there on Redwood.

3) Why don't we take the 1911 out and open up on some bottles and cans?

by Chingon_de_SRV December 15, 2008

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.

sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life

by Joe Canadian April 6, 2005

opes

Opium or any opiate/opioid (oxycodone, codeine, hydrocodone, heroin, morphine, fentanyl.. whatever)

"I could really go for some opes right now"

"OOOOPPPPEEEEESSSS" (to be said in a raspy ope-voice while under the influence)

by abeeler February 22, 2008

California bottle-opener

when a female opens a bottle with her vagina

I ordered a corona from the bar and the waitress opened it using the california bottle-opener

by ibmakinallday October 31, 2006

I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^

Created in 2010 by Jevastus Destinus, this "word" means someone that doesn't have the slightest fucking idea what they're talking about, but they're talking anyways.

Jevastus: Yo, you're a fag. I hope you knew that. :-)
Idiot: Umm.... no I didn't. But thanks anyways.
Jevastus: Yes you did, you fucking I-don't-have-the-slightest-fucking-idea-what-I'm-talking-about-but-I'm-opening-my-fucking-mouth-anyways-^_^ fag. :-)

by Jevastus Destinus January 19, 2011

operating system

A combiniation of command interpreters which runs between the central processing unit and software that allow a users to interact with a computer or other electronic device. A phrase that can never refer to any Microsoft product. By its very definition, an operating system must operate, which is the complete opposite of any Microsoft product.

Linux, FreeDOS, DRDOS, BEOS, Unix, OS/400, are all operating systems.

by Kyle December 23, 2003