Nutticus Maximus

When you accidentally run nuts to nuts into another mans baby sauce maker in a scissoring fashion. "Baseballs Carlos Gomez and Jake Bauer ran dangly pain sack into dangly pain sack with such verocity that all men almost got neutered"

"Frank and i hit the Nutticus Maximus when we both tried to catch the same ball". "The two gay guys were so excited they hit the Nutticus Maximus and turned the night limp"

by FluffyMcRedBeard September 15, 2023

nuttensohn

Is a big black large throbbing cock by a femboy who is named nutten and is your son

i am racist
John - du ist kleiner nuttensohn
fuck you nuttensohn

by farterbarter September 18, 2023

nuttyfudgekin

Inconveniently hot,crazy hot.

That chicks got the nuttyfudgekin factor!

by BigcrystalD October 16, 2023

Nuttittie

Nuttittie is a sandwich spread made from a variety of nuts and breast milk.

Have you tried the new Nuttittie spread? It’s better than Nutella and peanut butter combined!

by Llessur Vil October 28, 2023

Nutter butter

A hard hit in the testicles.

Guy 1: Dude are you ok?
Guy 2: Ohhh! My fucking NUTS!
Guy 1: That was a Nutter butter! You aint fucking anytime soon!
Guy 2: Fuck you!

by LuisMS November 2, 2023

Nutty Grutty

What Mary Cosby's wigs look like. Rotted. Busted.

Mary your wigs are looking very Nutty Grutty today.

by LusciousSally November 19, 2023

nuttybar

someone who is a hoe it’s a code word as in someone just tryna bust not love

he’s a nuttybar.

by iwanttodrinkyourtears November 20, 2023