the act-
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
using a full bag of large muffins, one strikes a blow to the head/face of another. the muffin-bagger is usually entitled to this attack because of a stupid comment or action that the muffin-baggee said or did.
the aftermath-
if the muffin-baggee doesn't immediately concede to the muffin-bagger and admit to being an idiot, the muffin-baggee must consume all 9-12 muffins within a designated time, a right granted to the bagger.
these are the rules of muffin-bagging and they are unflinchingly rigid.
baggee- "dude, france totally still has a shot in the 2010 world cup."
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
bagger- "guy, they really don't, and now you deserve what's about to happen."
*muffin-bag to the dome*
by muffinbagger23 June 20, 2010
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Holy meat muffins! Did you see how close I came to hitting that stupid pedestrian walking across the damn street?
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
Shut your filthy meat muffins! You did not go home with that guy last night?
My dad called and told me and mom that his girlfriend going to have another baby, What the meat muffins!
*Can also be used as Son of a meat muffin! Or Sweet baby meat muffins!
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by moosemily September 13, 2006
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2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
2. Oral master concerning the art of female climax. Usually entails a well trained embouchure and tonguing techniques.
Chick #1:Did you see the muffin duster on that guy?
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
Chick #2:Yeah.. all of the other flavor savors must be jealous as hell!
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