Mud Lip

When a partner french kisses the others anus and eats their crap.

John: "Brah! I've done mud lips with my girlfriend yesterday!"

Brah: "I hope you enjoyed your dinner"

by Greg Zorin January 12, 2009

Mud Canal

The anus.

I was paddling down his/her love canal, then he/she told me to excavate his/her mud canal.

by johnny cocket January 12, 2009

mud foul

An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.

A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.

Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.

I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.

by Skip Bumphrey October 17, 2008

Mud cunt

What you give a girl when you go back to having vaginal sex after having anal sex.

Friend: So what happpend next?

Me: I was smashing her back doors in then I flipper her over and gave her a mud cunt.

Friend: Niiiice!

by Davide Je m'Appelle October 14, 2012

mud butt

shit on your cheeks. diarrea oh you butt

mud butt from chappeles show

by name34 August 3, 2006

mud monkey

The experts who often deal with the flame retardant chemicals dropped from aircraft are sometimes known as "Mud Monkies". The reason for this name is that the flame retardant chemicals are often known by firefighters as "Mud".

its a noun

by Chewyfood January 14, 2004

Mud Fountain

When you're about to shit in your fuck buddies vagina, but you instead have diarrhea and spray all over her entire body, covering her in a cascade of warm, steamy scat.

Terry: Man I had a buttload of sushi last night, then I went home and gave my girlfriend a tremondous mud fountain.

David: Did you get it in her hair?

Terry: She looked like a bowl of warm melted chocolate ice cream.

David: Foul.

by Crack addicted retard whore December 9, 2008