max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

Beta-max

A social situation when one male friend calls out another in a group to allay or deflect from their own insecurities. Reasons for why this is done are not yet understood.

Me and Jake went out last night. He kept calling me out and saying things that made me look bad. It was a complete Beta-max situation.

by Armin Hammer January 29, 2020

Max Davenport

Huge penis

Max Davenport has a huge penis

by hdscbrdxvgddc May 8, 2019

Max the man

Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact

Stranger:how big is your cock

Max the man: lemme see 38.98 inches

by Bigjavi01 August 28, 2018

Max Flush

n. Max Flush Effect, The - The occurrence of "max flush" or "timing and acid and coincidences and shit".

n. Derived from a character in Bob's Burger's who stole a high tech talking toilet.

Having mentioned or thought of something that seems to occur either coincidentally or through the magical universal forces of the psychoactive drug LSD.
E.g. Berry: "Holy shit, remember that pug we joked about earlier, well, there it is!"

Tina: *gasp* "... it's The Max Flush Effect!"

by TheRockinBoxer October 11, 2018

Max Rowan

A cool guy who’s great at games and is an overall bad man

OMG Max Rowan defo fucked that thick chick

by YEBXUDHS June 1, 2019

Max König

A absolutely Nice Guy who's got an absolutely beautiful Smile. Will exceed your expectations. Great kisser's. One of a kind, Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.
Often don't know what he wants.

I love Max

They don't call him Max König for nothing...

by Bram Hoellernesch January 3, 2017