Jack; hey did you get max play last night?
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day
Kevin; Yeah, it was lit. The girls were hot
Jack; I’m jealous- I had to work that day
by Blake Oden February 17, 2022
A mythical creature some say he has the legs of a philosoraptor and the arms of a bear. He does not attack unless he has his belly tickled. Then he unleashes the wrath of 1,000,000 suns.
by Khal Drogo May 26, 2014
"If something can be broken (either physically, digitally, or otherwise), it will be broken."
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
Similar to Murphey's Law, but specifically for breaking things, regardless of whether or not the outcome is positive or negative.
by Morgan_Rose99 June 09, 2023
Max and Jasmine are the cutest couple they have beautiful kids that have a lot of talents they are also vary rich. Jasmine is a gorgeous Hispanic and Max is a mixed asian who is good looking.
by Jasmine & Max January 19, 2020
Exceptionally gifted DJ who is a Warlock on the Turntables full of swag, charisma, levitation skills and cash money. His DJ sets include bangers and electro house mashups.
Dude: "Ayo Max Bangz show last night was on smash"
Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"
Homie: "I never did this before"
Bro: "My face was melted and It was glorious?"
Homie: "I never did this before"
by Max Bangz October 23, 2012
Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass
Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"
Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"
Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"
by straightbanga October 09, 2012
Max the man is a bery strong guy with a big ass fucking cock like you can ride on that like it’s a bike Max the man is gonna be the best soccer play in the world he is going to be better the Lionel Messi and that is a fact
by Bigjavi01 August 29, 2018