rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

rowing machine and stairmaster by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

Old western queef machine 

When three guys take a revolver pistol, shove it up their ass, and take a shit in the barrel. They then remove the gun, shove it into a girls vagina and make her queef on the gun. They each suck their own queef, shit pistol and puke all over the girl and then kill themselves.

I want to do the old western queef machine with my math teacher, Dale!

Old western queef machine by Jimmy-Changa November 6, 2019

Ice cream machine 

When your girl is giving you head and you cum so violently that it drips out each nostril, just like a soft serve!

Omg Bethany Jeff came so hard he Ice cream machined me

Ice cream machine by DodgyDave January 9, 2021

Rage Against The Machine 

Deffinatly one of the best bands, along with AFI and disturbed probablyy one of the most anti-political bands who boycotted taco bell.

i liostend to rage agianst the machine today and felt like thro ing my desk lamp throu the window at the white house

Rage Against The Machine by pieman January 8, 2005

washing machine 

when you shove your dick in someone and pour soap water into it and clean it out

Girl : oh its so big go slow

Guy : ok let me give you a washing machine
( pours soap water into ass and says swoosh repetitively )

washing machine by dickhead losers August 30, 2018

shit machine 

1. A general term for someone who is an annoying douchebag.

"Hey, that girl just slapped me!"
"Whoa, what a little shit machine!"

shit machine by Kaylin May 5, 2004

green machine 

money maker...someone that earns loads of money

A: damn u turnin into a 'green machine'

green machine by Special-K July 18, 2005