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Lincoln Log

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.
by coleeco22 November 8, 2018
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rat on a log

when a girl shits on am dick while they are having anal
lilly gave shane a rat on a log
by kaednbgrn October 31, 2017
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Logged

Confirming to another person that what they said will noted as having occurred. Therefore part of history and denoted within the systemic brain. Typically performed while motioning with your hand as if you push a piece of paper forward through a copy machine.
Girl to boy: so I told my boss that he was a clown
Boy: wow nice. Logged (with hand gesture)
by SoulGlooo September 18, 2021
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cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"
Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat
by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Sauce log

1.When you take a huge dump, a log, but it's covered with diarrhea and leaves your butt a mess and takes 10 minutes to wipe yet it's still a log

2. An idiot who is hard to deal with just like wiping the aftermath of a sauce log.
1. Quit taking my stuff andrew! You fucking sauce log!
2. Sorry I'm late to the funeral I had to crank out a big one, it was a total sauce log. Took forever to wipe.
by Mattj1016 May 1, 2018
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Logging

The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging
by Professerdump March 22, 2025
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