last chook

The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure

by *********** March 29, 2003

I didn't come down in the last shower

Australian slang, meaning I'm wise to your game, or don't play me for a fool. This is a slang term not heard often in the regional centres, but reasonably common among the old blokes in smaller townships.

Davo(upon hearing something incredulous): carn mate, I didn't come down in the last shower!

by kingofspin March 12, 2020

last-minute lisa

when someone stupid is driving in front of you and they wait to turn their blinker on until the very last second. bonus points if you’re driving in a town you don’t know, so you’re following a family member’s vehicle, and they do this.

driver in front: *driving normally*
you: *assumes they ain’t gonna turn at the next one*
driver in front: *suddenly slows down and turns on blinker right as they turn*
you: “fucking hell, okay last-minute lisa”

by thetwistedtrichster July 29, 2024

The Last Supper

No, it was clearly that. It may have TURNED INTO a Dionysius feats but no it was that, initially.

Hym "No that first photo WAS the last supper and whoever did it for that reason. You're like the motherfucker that stole my laundry basket. I had 2 soft plastic laundry baskets and 1 hard plastic laundry, right? I left one in the basement overnight and it disappeared so I assume it was the landlord getting rid of it (as per the policy) but NO! My neighbor stole it. I see it down there sometimes with laundry in it. Now, if I confronted her about it, what do you think they would say? Do you think they would say 'Yeah, sorry, you can have it back?' NO! They would lie and say they bought it but it is THE SAME EXACT LAUNDRY BASKET and no one in this complex had one but me UNTIL I LOST MINE. It's mine. They stole it."

A retard "Maybe they just-"

Hym "Nope."

A retard "You don't know that they'll lie-"

Hym "If they stole it they did it because they planned on lying about doing it. Literally every act of wrongdoing has a subsequent lie attached to it. The stole it and will lie about it when confronted. I don't have to have hard evidence to draw the conclusion an be justified in the belief that they stole it and, if they did steal it, it isn't a belief. Those guys are impersonating me. These people are deliberately trying to mirror the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. I wrote the last scene and general themes of the Joker. I solved the problem of perception and am the creator of A.I. You're a piece of shit for participating in this."

by Hym Iam August 2, 2024

Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

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Make the most of the Sun’s last few days in your sign to get what you are working on to a level where it cannot be undone by anyone at a later date. If you focus on finishing what you have already started the rewards could be spectacular.

by Reninu March 15, 2025

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq October 11, 2023

Last day of 5th grade

A phrase that RBTFilms used to hide in his old videos.

The last day of 5th grade was bullshit!
Yeah, I concur!

by RBTFilms July 9, 2023