Joseph Jerky

A Joseph Jacky is when you jerk off your carrot dick while dressed as a Jew watching a hitler porno, once you cum into your belly button you scoop it up with a plunger that has been used then take the cum plunger and throw it into a dryer and wait 4 days for the cum to rot. Once it rots take it out and feed it to your dog, then pistol whip him. Once you pistol whip him take his dead body, deep fry him then throw him/her at your local orphanage and then proceed to burn down the orphanage.

Dude I heard Carson totally did the Joseph jerky last night.

by Jaywthe3 September 29, 2018

Joseph

A guy who is hot as fuck and cooler then anyone. They keep to them selves and are very mysterious. A Joseph is also irresistible and hard to stay the fuck away from. Everyone loves or idolises Joseph.

A: "Did you see that chick Joseph picked up man?"
B: "Yeh only Joseph man."

by ivitch April 1, 2017

Joseph

An egg that isn't sure about his sexuality

Chicken 1: Are you gay or straight?
Chicken 2: I don't know I'm a Joseph

by Natasha Picton-Turbervill April 22, 2017

Joseph

An annoying little boy that always corrects you for no reason. He’s weak and irritating and has no friends.

Joseph is the most annoying boy at school.

by Me😂 April 11, 2019

Josiah

Someone who is unfaithful to a girl, especially girls called ‘Grace’, and tends to go on holiday with his ex and enjoys it.

Grace: “Why is Josiah enjoying his holiday with his ex??!”
Friend: “Maybe because he is an unfaithful son of a bitch!!”

by Thanossnapstheuniverse May 2, 2019

Jesus Mary and Josephed

To get sooooo drunk you don't remember anything the next day.

Oh man, i was so Jesus Mary and Josephed last night, my head is banging.

by Nikki Hollie Yasmir January 12, 2008

Hot joseph

When a boy working concierge poops in a cup and then proceeds to use the cup in place of his own words.

He just sat there and Hot Josephed all day long.

by ThedeskROUND2 June 26, 2009