Fat John

Extremly fat bastard who likes to grab peoples necks and swing them around

"Let go of me you FAT FUCK!

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

John Copter

n. The greatest person ever created. No reason to why they are the greatest or even who the person is. Some say it is Clint Eastwood. Some say it's a boy living in Michigan. But know one knows for sure.

Hey man take out the trash for me!

No fuck off i dont gotta

Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...

You know it bitch!

by Hutman93 August 17, 2009

johnasia

Queen Lowkey! Independent! Hard-working! All about that dollar..

More women need to be like Johnasia

by Kdot December 21, 2016

John Vuli Gate

A notable Xhosa verbal phrase for commanding an individual to make way.

"Nasi stoko(here's some stock), John Vuli Gate"

by ngqumakho October 18, 2020

Drunk John

The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.

Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.

by nickgash August 5, 2004

St John Payne School

A bunch of wetties with the occasianal retard that gets fucked in a park by 5 park

and some say that they get sexually assaulted by teachers for clout

dont come here bois and girls

Did you hear about what happend at St John Payne school? some girl had sex at a park

by yeetuz May 20, 2019

John Stamos

1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.

I did a John Stamos after watching full house.

by L. Roman July 16, 2006