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A Jess is someone who Has a good side and a bad side. Her good side is that she will always be there for you no matter what and if you have a problem with school, home or friends she will be there ready to talk about it. She is the best friend you will ever have because she has a serious but also a non serious side. If you get her when she is in a fun mood she won’t stop for at least 2 hours after. Don’t give her sugar because she will go crazy.

A Jess is also extremely slow and is the last out the classroom every time. She plays 1-3 sports but out of those three sports one of them she does reps for.

Jess is sometimes a boys girl but only if she feels like it. Boys will come for her but she will only ever have one boy in her head. Eventually a Jess will get married and have at least 2 kids.
Friend 1 - Is that Jess still packing her stuff up 5 minutes after the bell rang?

Friend 2 - yep. She is so slow

Guy 1 - Wow there’s Jess.

Guy 2 - She’s so pretty but we can’t have her because she likes this one guy.

Guy 1 - Dang it
by definingdumbo3 June 20, 2019
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Jesse's are annoying people and generaly idiots.
That dude is acting like a jesse.
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jesse is a cacahead
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Jesse

an absolute asshole who is self sophisticated, and believes the world revolves around themselves and their friends. quick to bring up the past and even quicker to turn their back on u. backstabbing little bitch who doesnt deserve anything they have. if u meet someone with this name walk the opposite direct and wash ur eyes out with bleech
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A Jess is an awesome girl who is horny every other day
"Wow, you're such a Jess!"
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Jesse is kind hearted boy who will be always by your side. He loves to play games and spend time with his friends. He can be a little manipulative only as a joke. He never likes to get serious about anything so keep in mind if he's saying something mean or doing something mean, he's only joking. He loves bunnys. He may do dumb shit so make sure to keep him safe. He will not hang out with just you and only give you attention. If he is your friend keep him as one and keep in touch. He will love you even though he never says it.
Jesse loves bunnys!
"Come over here Jesse!"
by Redink123 June 27, 2022
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