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Recline 'n Jerk

The idea of a recline 'n jerk is the act of leaning back in a chair, or , said recliner, placing one hand behind the head in a relaxed fashion, then ejaculating, whilst in the comfort in the reclined position.
-i was in the back of the classroom, really bored, leaned back in my chair then recline 'n jerked.

- sitting at home, in my lazy boy recliner, relaxed, recline 'n jerked.
by Christofoo & The Boy Wheat April 30, 2011
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
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jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.
guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."
by de lynn June 29, 2008
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jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.
Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.
by Azzurum November 4, 2018
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circle jerk

there are many definitions of circle jerk, but one of the unknown ones is that a circle jerk is a man who finds a group of lesbians at a party or club, and watches them freak, and the guy jacks off and gets horny. (my friend told me about this one.)
i dont know wut to write for an example...lol
by xX LiZZiE Xx August 25, 2004
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jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
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jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
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