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Italian Drive By 

The act of throwing wiggly cooked spaghetti at someone's house and bushes from a moving car. Meatballs and sauce are expected to accompany the spaghetti
Bro did you see the Italian drive by on joes house yesterday? There was spaghetti all over his bushes
Italian Drive By by Water444 May 13, 2016

italian memes 

The worst memes of 2017. Made by normies who somehow got popular in the meme world. Not worth the time or effort because they're not funny whatsoever.
Hey, dude, did you see those Italian memes?
Yeah, man, now I want to die more than I already did.

italian boys 

Boys who are amazing at sports but no one knows why, boys who are so good looking, boys who are kind of annoying without even trying, but even though there annoying they have a good side that comes out only when around family and close friends. also they make great boyfriends.
“Christine those italian boys is making me fall for him”
“Come on Emma that’s the way italian boys work.”
italian boys by Dreamer_1_ October 5, 2018
A very annoyingly proud group of people, who once come to North America become totally rich and snobby. Despite attempts to dimish this cultures unusally large ego nothing has worked. Known to hate Porteguese people (unable to realize they have the same ancestors and share blood with them)

Even though Italy is a beautiful place, it's real Italian people nice enough, second generation are total wack-jobs. Usally never being able to speak more then a few words in Italian, they are obnoxious and rude and too proud. (For further explaination see guido or guidette)

*Reminder no matter what they may think, they really can't be considered white people.
second generation Italian: Yeah! I'm so Italian, I gelled my hair and i got some expensive European stuff!

Random Person: ...Your in North America, you're either American or Canadian, get used to it.
italian by aliecookie August 5, 2010
"The most respected culture around"
Yeah, I wonder why that is. Oh yeah, probably because if you don't respect them they'll whack you because they're in the mafia! Capisce? How bout some pasta eh?!
Damn! look at that italian!
Yeah, she's hot, but her dad's probably in the mafia and have you whacked, so watch your ass.

italian ice 

one that is secretly emo and a manwhore by nature; narcississtic at best, and sounds as though constipated while singing
jesus christ he's such an italian ice.
let's shoot him
my ears! they bleed!
italian ice by J. Finklestein April 3, 2009