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Good-Morgasm

The act of obtaining an orgasm within an hour of waking for the day, usually from buenos dias sex (morning sex). Occasionally accompanied by a hearty breakfast in bed, but only if your partner also obtains a good-morgasm or five. Odds of breakfast in bed increase exponentially per good-morgasm.
1. It didn't take long for Erica to make me pancakes with sausages after I gave her a good-morgasm with MY sausage.

2. "Dude, why are you in such a good mood today?"
"Well, I hooked up with a cute chick last night..."
"NICE! Props bro!"
"...And when we woke up we traded good-morgasms!"
"..Teach me!!!"
by Shakawkaw November 30, 2009
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A Good 8

Getting 8 or more hours sleep in one night.
Dave: Man I'm tired, how about you?

Mike: Nah mate, I got 'A Good 8' last night.
by Baerdy6991 January 28, 2009
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good shape

A sequitur.
Rene was in good shape after a night of anal intercourse.
by reneslover December 8, 2016
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What the goodness

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble
The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???
by Uran8 April 16, 2009
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good play

A firm slap on the ass, usually given when someone does a simple task such as hammering in a nail, feeding the cat, or dunking a basketball. A well timed good play can be very helpful to one's self esteem OR be very hurtful to one's job situation.
When Andrea finished filling the salt shaker, she was given a good play by her fiance (and she liked it...ALOT).
by Mike December 1, 2004
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Good aids

The opposite of bad aids. Examples of good aids include lemonade, cherryade and limeade.
You have aids. The bad kind, not good aids.
by kingmustard May 2, 2008
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