Some would say that those planes were hijacked on September 11th 2001, well I’d argue that the United States was hijacked.
Damn, it’s really a shame what’s happening to the United States of America. It’s really starting to look like Afghanistan. Only this time the terrorists are the CIA.
by Bill Jiden September 12, 2023
Get the United States Of America mug.America is a place that produces the scariest most horrid creatures, in the area of LA (los angelos) Attention suckers will chase you screaming with a large camera in their hand "HOW MUCH DOES YOUR RENT COST) and will make sure to never cover your face when asked. Texas has violent creatures that hold pistols saying its their right to hand a MAC-10 to their 5 year old. Florida produces gay haters in the vast heat but on the positive side has the best gator wrestlers. Many more dangerous areas exist in America but the real danger is the acidic food, killing any european that is nearby, the most deadly being Mc Donalds, which has the same affects as hiroshima to normal people. Note: this is my first definition so its probably bad :-:
Bob: Why does no one come to america anymore?
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf
*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.
Emily: I dont know! its so much better than smelly europe and asia!
Axle walks in
Axle: wtf
*axle starts vomiting and foaming at the mouth from the food.
by barney September 21, 2023
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A random anime girl: America! UHHHHHHHH DEMEE KEISHATSUUU SENPAI CATCH AMERIIKAANII SPIES ON MY ANIME!
Western boi: What USA there is not any spies on your Shoujo Yuri Anime.
USA weeb: YAYY! I HATE MY COUNTRY I am going to defeat America on Japanese Animes with my special genjutsu.
Western boi: What USA there is not any spies on your Shoujo Yuri Anime.
USA weeb: YAYY! I HATE MY COUNTRY I am going to defeat America on Japanese Animes with my special genjutsu.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
Get the America on Japanese Animes mug.America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.
Pros:
• This country has some of the best geography ever.
From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).
• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).
Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?
So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
by klem_box47 December 1, 2021
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