Mochi America

It’s fricking adorable but it’s a demon sended from hell at the same time

A: Have you seen Mochi America?
B: why?
A: I was summon Satan but he was busy so he comes but I lost him

*distant screaming*

by Awesome_Blue_Prussia April 06, 2022

laugh at america day

January seventh is global laugh at america day, please take the time out of your day to sit and reflect on how FUCKING MORONIC america is, and have a little giggle while you're at it too.

man1: oh did you hear its laugh at america day?

man2: haha really? can't belive those idiots haven't gottem themselves killed yet.

by RICHISPOORLOL January 07, 2021

America's Got Talent

An absolute shit hole where some judges fuck around and pick the same 3 acts every time which includes Dancers, Singers, and Some kid with a disability or a sob story who has absolutely no real talent at all.

Person 1: Did you see America's got talent?
Person 2: Why would I want brain aids?

by I love play with my CoC friend June 21, 2022

Going to the polish museum of America

To have relations of a sexual nature.

Leah is going to the polish museum of america with me after the show.

by Favoriteanimalisbear November 18, 2021

Miss America

When you pull out a shoot your load across her body thus giving her a sash of cum.

Dave: Hey Steve did Alyssa come over last night?
Steve: Yeah Dave but when I pulled off to side to give her a Miss America, I got it in her eye!

by Dirtisgold February 27, 2021

South America

Like America, but south

Hey kid, ever been to South America before?

by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021

The team america (aka the hachmed)

A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"

I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face

by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 19, 2020