Hummy

Paying for a working girl/guys companionship

Booking a hummy for friday, got a hummy last weekend

by gottatatatata February 2, 2023

Humayraa

big ass girl with a glasses on

im humayraa i have big ass

by REALprogamer69 February 4, 2023

humey

A now-anachronistic term referring to the full spectrum of being human (loving and lovable, for example) in the pre-AI anthropogenic period before the merge with machines was complete.

Billy Bob from Atlanta still believed in all the huffoo about human promacy and the evolution of the family of man, when we pushed his tied up body over the canoe's edge. He was still blub-blubbing his fluffernuttery about Love as he sank and got taken by a giant rainbow trout that lit the rapid water with koolaid acid dreams. We envied Billy Bob's fate to go down loving. He was a real humey. And we sang a banjo song in his honor around the campfire that very night. Drew!? Anybody see Drew!?

by barleycorn February 12, 2023

Hump day

Definition : February 17 is Hump day

Yo it's hump day tomorrow

by Fwaxll February 13, 2023

Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.

I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale

by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

Humbya

A god of all universes, nothing can stand in its way.

#FOLLOWHUMBYAWAY

'Spell the word Humbya' Defined

by MasonBak3r413 July 1, 2023

hump hustler

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit

person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"

by randomguy132 July 16, 2023