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canada's history

When two or more Canadians, in a snowy field, strip each other down only using moose antlers until each victim is a bloody mess of antler scrapes all over their body. Then, maple syrup is poured over each as the shove the Stanley Cup up their rears while reciting the Canadian Mounty's oath of freedom.
Hey Bob, I heard it just snowed again- wanna go do "Canada's History" in my backyard? I've got the Stanley Cup on loaner.
by skullanator February 5, 2010
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Based History Month

Proper N.- “Based History Month”

-Alt-Right Holiday

Based History Month takes place during the entire month of April and “based events” such as Easter and the birth of Adolf Hitler are celebrated. Based activities such as bigoted jokes and dressing up in based ghost costumes is also encouraged.
“Chill with the liberal cringe shit it’s Based History Month now faggot.”
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Canada's History

The vile act of having sex while one person is wearing moose antlers and the other is bent over the Stanley cup with her head in the cup, which is filled with maple syrup. Note: some forms include both people being covered in maple syrup
Hockey Player 1: Hey hoser, I had a wild night last night.

Hockey Player 2: What did you do eh?

Hockey Player 1: I brought this hoset back to my place and went all Canada's history on her!
by colbertnationdotcom February 10, 2010
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Canada's History

Doing a hooker bareback on a moose with syrup on it while galloping towards the Stanley Cup
Last night, I tried Canada's History. It was exhilarating.
by Richard Dick Swett February 5, 2010
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History of Worldwide

We remember the good old days of Worldwide when it was at his prime... during the time of Zabrang, Kenny, SAS, Lexy, Enoch, Sammy, Alisha, Joan, Pascal, Oma, Erna... Whatever happened to days hun.. the times of Sammy and Kenny fights, Lexy and Zabrang love, Lexy cringeness, Kenny and SAS Vawulence, SAS Rizz, Enoch and Pascal shyness, Oma's Love andddd Erna.... that time Pascal had low Rizz and kinda unknown to him Erna had a crush on him. We all loves those dayss but i think we all agree the person we miss this most was Kenny, yeah.... Kenny was a true Vibe and a "sexy girl". Now to answer this question what really happened to those days, well we have a lot of answers to that...
1. Existence of U.O.F
2. Sammy's Foolishness
3. Ineffectiveness of the Admins
4. Kenny.......
5. SCHOOL NA BAST

yeahh..... there's enough blame to go around. we all miss those days. am sure almost of the current worldwide would be so confused rii now but only GODS would understand. we all want those moments back.
History of worldwide part10
by Ebuksam March 11, 2023
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Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
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