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Goose crisps

The sides of a pussy when having sex.
Her goose crisps are huge
by Duckmaster29075 March 3, 2020
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Goose

A bastard that will break into your property, steal your shit and make you hammer your thumb
I’m so angry the goose stole my teacup
The goose chased my child into the phone booth
by ColdWintersSnow March 16, 2020
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Goose Ass Bitch

someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)
me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight
by cerberux_ March 17, 2020
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Goose

Similar to “checking someone’s oil” it’s the act of forcing your thumb in someone’s butthole only when there clothed of course No penetration
Me: hey man did you see what Ronnie Did?
Matt: no what did that little creep do?

Me: he totally snuck up on Rachel and goosed her

Matt: oh wow

Me:yeah he’s sick

Matt: Yeah I guess it’s not much different than her husbands long nose Though
by Jordowski June 14, 2020
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Gooses

A way to prove your dad wrong when it comes to grammatical errors.
by garnierairborn June 17, 2020
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goose soup

n. Excellent! Awesome! Aussie skater term.

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Nice fakey backstretch Sheila! Totally goose soup!
by gnostic3 June 22, 2020
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Goosed It

“Dave just painted this wall the wrong colour
Oh mate he’s Goosed It”
by Hawko74 July 8, 2020
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