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goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
by Randomhungryrat May 14, 2024
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Goblin

What’s a goblin?”
“Umm, Annie
by CharlesBrig.24 February 14, 2024
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
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Kamdyn The Goblin

A girl that breaks up with your best friend after 2 months of seggs. She is very manipulative and rude. She broke Owen. RIP Owen 2006-2020
Person 1: Eww look at that bitch

Owen : ya that’s Kamdyn the goblin. MY SHITTY EX
by Puébès October 3, 2020
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Cheddar Goblin

Yeah, I know what you mean, they are a real cheddar goblin... "Nothing's better than cheddar!"
by Melon Ball July 28, 2024
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Greg the Goblin

Use to describe a person named Greg as incredibly beautiful especially ones who study accounting.
Man they should call you Greg the Goblin cos you be lookin fine
by Hadespelcher November 22, 2021
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