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velcro girlfriend

(noun)

A sweetheart whose idea of “personal space” is as close as humanly possible, often resulting in a permanent sidekick for all indoor activities.

Exhibits a magnetic attraction to her significant other, with a tenacity that rivals the most determined koala in a eucalyptus tree.

Her penchant for proximity often emerges when her partner is in the zone, be it during a creative hobby or while unwinding with a favorite album.
Trying to enjoy a quiet read while my velcro girlfriend is around is like trying to meditate in a parade — charming but challenging.
by BlueCat666 April 6, 2024
mugGet the velcro girlfriendmug.

girlfriend

a very rare creature that 1 guy can only get 1 and there is a high risk of breaking up, it is also very hard to get a girlfriend because of another high risk that she won't like you.
real definition: a girl that you like and like you, but not married.
by Will's girlfriend is Korean December 8, 2023
mugGet the girlfriendmug.

Get A Girlfriend Day

Get A Girlfriend Day is on February 5, and on that day people that are single are forced to have a girlfriend, if they don’t get one in the up coming month of March, they will be forced to throw it back until they do it.
Boy 1: hey man today is Get A Girlfriend Day

Boy 2:oh no
by K-9-47 January 5, 2021
mugGet the Get A Girlfriend Daymug.

Backseat Girlfriend

The term "backseat girlfriend" typically refers to a relationship dynamic where one partner is not fully prioritized or is treated as secondary, often being kept at a distance while the other partner engages with someone else or focuses on other aspects of their life. This phrase can imply that the person in the "backseat" role is not actively involved in decision-making or significant events in their partner's life, akin to a passenger rather than a co-pilot.
Cid: "The killer used a different type of playing card to describe each of its victims.'
Alexia: "Ha Ha. You're still the same useless little pooch (Cid). Aren't you?"
Cid: "Miss Alexia, what's with the sudden backseat girlfriend behavior?"
by TheToesKnows December 3, 2024
mugGet the Backseat Girlfriendmug.

jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.
look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty
by lovergirllx March 8, 2024
mugGet the jake’s girlfriendmug.
Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.
Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day
by Duderruder February 20, 2025
mugGet the Fuck your girlfriends ass daymug.

Girlfriend

The thing that speaks all the day, and make yo balls and wallet empty
You fucked wit yo dad's girlfriend ?
by YourDadCameBackFromTheGroceryS November 28, 2021
mugGet the Girlfriendmug.

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