Horse flex: A display of wealth and status by showing off horses. The more prestigious the horse, the bigger the flex—symbolizing power, wealth, and success.
Example :The Saudi Arabian royal family has some of the best racehorses in the world—that’s a prime example of a horse flex.
Example :The Saudi Arabian royal family has some of the best racehorses in the world—that’s a prime example of a horse flex.
Lee: Bruv, we went to my Mrs’ brother’s place the other day.
He's got a big house in the country, massive garden, sick cars… he’s even got horses.
Frank: He was really trying to make you feel poor, pulling a horse flex on you, bruv. LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL .
Frank: LOL.
He's got a big house in the country, massive garden, sick cars… he’s even got horses.
Frank: He was really trying to make you feel poor, pulling a horse flex on you, bruv. LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv. LOL .
Frank: LOL.
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Ex: I let my man sucked dick last night because he forgot his wallet at dinner. Only would happen to an eater flexitarian
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The act of buying and displaying expensive, designer, luxury, furniture primarily to show off wealth, status, or success rather than for practical use.
Example:
He bought a new massive bespoke luxury cinema sofa and invited everyone round for a film night just to show it off — a prime example of a furniture flex.
Example:
He bought a new massive bespoke luxury cinema sofa and invited everyone round for a film night just to show it off — a prime example of a furniture flex.
Lee: bruv… I went round my Mrs brother’s house other day. He's bought a twenty-grand luxury sofa. It’s well nice.
Frank:That’s a proper furniture flex, bruv. Bet you felt like a right peasant LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv… LOL.
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Frank: LOL.
Frank:That’s a proper furniture flex, bruv. Bet you felt like a right peasant LOL.
Lee: Innit, bruv… LOL.
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Frank: LOL.
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Example:
"He didn’t reply for a week but just posted a gym selfie with a Lambo in the back—classic ghost flexing."
"He didn’t reply for a week but just posted a gym selfie with a Lambo in the back—classic ghost flexing."
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Get the Ghost Flexing mug.The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
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It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
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