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Fake Friends

You know, your 'friend' who will continue to ruin your self confidence but tell you its ok because they're just being truthful.
You: Does this dress look good on me?
Fake friends: It would look better on me because im not as fat as you but sure...
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Fake fan

Someone who claims to be a die hard fan but criticizes the team more than anyone when they struggle.
Probably has not ever been to a game.
Sings their pump up songs so everyone knows they know them.
Probably switches teams after a few years when their team loses public support. Probably because it’s harder for them to get clout
Max: Did you see Kinger last night?
Kyle: yeah, he was being a fake fan about Lebron
Max: yeah he’s never even been to a game
by Wentzy226 October 5, 2020
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Fake Claiming

A term used by DID/Tourettes/Insert “Quirky” Mental Disorder Here fakers on TikTok to try and, you guessed it, cancel the person calling them out on their antics.
Todd: Hey, Maggie. I’ve noticed how you’ve been faking Tourettes lately. Please stop, as my friend Dave has Tourettes and it makes life much harder for him.

Maggie: Stop fake claiming, that’s offensive and you know nothing about Tourettes!
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Fake Awake

When you are running on straight up fumes and buttchugged energy drinks
Yeah bro, i'm feeling fake awake right now.
by Talbor August 9, 2020
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Fake Friends

Fake friends don’t care about your well being, they will just use you for popularity someone to hurt, emotionally or physically.

A fake friend might pretend to be your friend, but use you instead.
Example 1-

Catherine: “I miss my friend Taney”
*Catherine checks phone*
Taney’s contact: “please come back to our old school!! I need you!! I’m so unpopular without you and I don’t have anyone to hit!!”

Example 2-
Sarah: “Hi Flynn, how have you been?”
Flynn: “I thought I told you that I didn't want to be friends anymore because you told my secrets to everyone in class.”
Sarah: “let’s forgive and forget, ok? It was just severe humiliation and causing your depression!”

Sarah and Taney represent Fake Friends .
by 1cy January 25, 2021
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Fake Cheated

When you go out of your way to make your significant other, or a group of peers believe that you cheated on, or with someone.
Person 1-"I heard you and Person 5 got it on last night, aren't you with Person 4?
Person 2-"Nah, nothing happened I was just trying to make Person 4 jealous, so I called up Person 5 and made sure he was cool with it and we just gonna act like we did something"
Person 1-"so you fake cheated?"
Person 2-"yeah basically"
by RageQuitHunter May 6, 2018
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fake kickin it

When a person who appears or claims to enjoy hanging out but really are plotting against you.
Crystal: Hey, you still talk to Ryan?
Nikki: No way. He was just fake kickin it!!
by DaddysGirl86 July 20, 2021
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