by bigdaddyfailure December 12, 2019
Get the FAILmug. A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
by OG Design March 15, 2024
Get the Poop Bag Failmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the Failed, faiUled, faileDmug. (acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do
(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.
Harry : who was he?
Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.
Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb
by Sexydimma December 7, 2016
Get the con qui fail d'aplombmug. The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
Get the Epic Failmug. a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
Get the mojo failmug. by Sussy director September 10, 2021
Get the Sussy failed abortionmug.