Hot Facial

When you shit or piss hot excretements onto your partners face.

She cried bloody murder when I gave her a hot facial.

by Hashoil October 22, 2008

Face Fact

An insult made towards the face in the appearence of a fact.

'your face is so lame'
'ooo face fact!'

by High Deff February 18, 2009

Pointless Fact

When someone on a forum or chat room points out, redundantly, something blatantly obvious, only to show off how hip and up to date they are.

Seen if before.

Stupid thread is stupid.

srsly, is not new thing

Oooold!

Pointless fact is pointless.

by RogueGS May 22, 2009

derrick fact

When someone passes along an untrue statement they heard as truth.

A derrick fact is: "The original guy from Blue's Clue offed himself because he couldn't take the show anymore."

He is, in fact, alive and well.

by weyluke June 1, 2010

dynamic facial

Euphemism for the practice of ejaculating a large quantity of semen into the face of one's sexual partner.

Dick finished the fuck and suck session by giving Jane a dynamic facial.

by Peter Angelos April 28, 2011

salty facial

The dragging of one's sweaty nutsack or balls down/across the face of the unfortunate defender who failed to block a vicious dunk.

Dude! did you see that salty facial that Carmello Anthony just laid on LeBron James?!!!

by Cookie777 November 17, 2011

duh fact

when something is so obvious, if you say it someone will for sure respond with a "duh!"

stating the obvious aspects of a comment, trying to look self assured.

"after avoiding a friend of mine for weeks, she came out and asked me if i was avoiding her because i didn't like her...well, do i have to explain every duh fact in the universe?"

by F_j August 23, 2011