fucking tony

an expression used to convey strong feelings of frustration, as created by the awesome aussie comedian Tim Minchin, usually shouted when things go wrong

Teacher - Dont forget to revise at the weekend. You have a final exam on monday.

Student - Aww FUCKING TONY!

by ninja bfmv fan December 15, 2010

Fucking Nick

1) A phrase people shout at Nick when pissed off or otherwise annoyed.

2) A fun activity.

Guy 1: "Where the hell is fucking Nick dude?"

Guy 2: "It's saturday man, remember? He always get shit-faced and laid these nights."

Guy 1: "Fucking Nick, he needs to just get a life already."

by DerpHead64 April 12, 2017

knuckle fucking

Another term for beating off.

"Hey did James pull that girl last night"
"No he just stayed at home knuckle fucking all night"

by Trevor Pike February 19, 2006

fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening

Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

by Max Lester April 4, 2008

this shit ain't fucking right

What one says when the situation is so fucked up there is really nothing else to say...

After accidentally walking into the over 50 swinger's event, all I could say is, "This shit ain't fucking right!"

by ALJOJO August 4, 2006

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005

Fucking up my Christmas

Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman

She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris

by LôKî™ September 16, 2005