Ding

Ding, derived from the word chav (chav- chaver -chaver ding- ding).

A tracksuit wearing cretin who roams the street in groups of 3 or more usually with a stolen bike. Often seen spitting or shouting. These species believe they are unbelievably hard and will attempt to start on you if you somehow gaze into their eyes for longer than 2 seconds.

Warning- never bring up their mother or cousin

Look out Dave those dings are watching you

Woah Conner you're becoming a right dingy

by Laz__ September 2, 2019

Ding bat

usually a person that does something dumb or says something dumb and usually named Sydney

“Geez Sydney ur such a ding bat”

by Sshh765 September 6, 2019

Ding Dong

Commonly spammed in chess tournament chats when Chinese chess grandmaster superstar Ding Liren play an outstanding line.

"d5!!..ding dong"
"Ding Dong!"

by AtomixPrime September 12, 2019

ding ding bar

A motorbike that sounds like a hairdryer usually ridden by a tracksuit laden turd.

"Be quiet Dave! get back on your ding ding bar and fuck off."

"Whats that sound?" .... "Some dickhead on his ding ding bar"

by Ellicor September 14, 2019

dingaling slinged

A term in which a man slaps himself with his own dick usually when doing a helicopter or if a woman grabs it and slaps his inner thigh

"Honey you've just been dingaling slinged"

by Slingingmudd October 2, 2019

dingalio

The most vibrant and charming individual. Can talk anyone into anything. Gift of the gab.

Did he just give me the dingalio treatment? I dont know whether to be offended or not!

by 2uponabully November 12, 2019

Ding ring

A really dumb person. Or a ring that goes on your butthole

Guy: your such a ding ring

Friend: wtf is a ding ring
Guy: it’s a ring for your butthole

by Cute couples21 November 14, 2019