Dragonbear

A cross breed between an Alaskan kodiak bear and a dragon. Dragon back half and bear front half. They have a crazy stinger on their tail. Known to grow to heights of 80 feet tall and run at speeds of mach 1. They warm eachother up by breathing flames. They eat whole cows in one bite. Weasels are their favortie snack(30 at a time). The only protection from a dragonbear is to wear 120% cotton or to have pudding. If they are very angry u want to wear 140% cotton and cover your legs with pudding. They hate pudding. They are very rare, there are only about 8,000,000 left in the wild. Their urine is 250% alcohol.

O man, here comes that Dragonbear!!!!!!!! Better get the pudding!!!!

by Pussybeard Dickmustache April 27, 2008

Dragon-duck

A combination of the mythical dragon and the more common duck. It is the size and shape of a giant dragon, but has the bill and webbed feet of a duck. Also, its wings are both feathery and leathery at the same time. Dragon-ducks inflict fear wherever they go.

someone call a dragon slayer, I just saw a dragon-duck!

by dark-hunterqueen17 June 14, 2010

Hilarious Dragon

When receiving oral sex from a woman, upon ejaculation in her mouth, telling a joke SO HILARIOUS that she laughs, resulting in the semen blasting forth from her nostrils, like a dragon.

Guy: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Girl: (garlging)
Guy: Cause he had no BODY to go with

Result: The hilarious dragon.

by PatKevin October 5, 2009

snarf dragon

Snarf dragon is when the female or male performing the oral act on a male has a cold. The timing of ejaculation and sneeze must be at the exact same time. Resulting in an explosive burst of sperm and mucus from the nose onto the penis.

It was a cold night... it came at me...SNARF DRAGON!

by snarf dragon August 22, 2014

phoenix and dragon

Chinese eternal symbol of love. Shows an intertwined phoenix and dragon.

Li Jun has a pendant of a phoenix and dragon that her boyfriend gave her as a pre-engagement present.

by Flyer Girl March 15, 2008

Year of the Dragon

2012, according the chinese astrology. A year of robust health and, if you are born this year, you are powerful, arrogant, and extravagant. You will rule the world because the dragon is so magnificent and widely revered in the chinese zodiac.

"I was born in the year of the dragon, therefor, I have a rich strong healthy robust life full of dramatic elegance, courage and strength."

by Janine Erringdale January 2, 2012

fudge dragon

(n.) Synonym for feces.

"You just thought it was good idea to pinch a fudge dragon in the urinal!"

by King ReMO October 12, 2006