The Alex Disease

A phenomenon on Discord in which you use too many reactions, constantly delete your own messages, and even turn into a bot. Not contagious, but effects on other users include annoyance, increased staff, and lack of communication. Don’t know why those infected haven’t been banned, but they should. Very dangerous.

bran#5553: this bitch keeps reacting and deleting her messages!!
anna#6969: she must have the alex disease

by churchgirl6969 January 29, 2021

Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Huntington Diseas

Huntington Diseas is a genetic disorder that affects nerve cells. Symptoms, which normally appear in a persons's 40, include loss of muscal control and brain fuction. The symtoms worsen for 15 years or so before the dieases causes death. It is caused by versions of a single gene on the short arm of chromosome 4. This gene contains a region in which the bases CAG repeat. In people without the disease, there may be about 11 to 34 repeats; if there are more than about 42 in either copy of the gene, Huntington's disease will set in. The more repeats, the earlier the onset.

For example, Huntington disease affects both men and women

by natolia134 November 3, 2009

Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011

michael jackson disease

When you start out as black but then later in your life you turn white.

My friend Jamal was black at first, but then developed Michael Jackson Disease and is now white.

by Nosdnarg November 28, 2017

Dreamer's disease

Waking up several times in a dream world before actually waking up.

This morning I woke up and couldn't tell if I was in a dream world or the real world. I think I have a dreamer's disease.

by Douryn August 2, 2021

whiteboy disease

Sunburn to a black person

It was so hot today that I got some whiteboy disease on me!

by Eric Robert Harris April 30, 2008